(Source: iraffiruse)

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches)


gnarly:

same

(Source: lawebloca)

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(Source: timid)

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…


princesswetkitty:

reckless-emotions:

me with below average nudes with no creativity.

couldn’t have said it better myself

(Source: ocaskiller)

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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(Source: yeagaharchive)

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]


tulipnight:

Aurora and Milky Way near Tromsø, Norway by Wayne Pinkston

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

batgod:

him: babe come over

me: i cant im practicing medicine

him: but theres a conga line here

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ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

bekstek:

i would die

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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