why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses
but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
me with below average nudes with no creativity.
couldn’t have said it better myself
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
*walks into school*
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
him: babe come over
me: i cant im practicing medicine
him: but theres a conga line here
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
i would die
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?